Vlad: I prefer earthy, bloody colors, Conald (Vlad's pet name for Comrade Donald) like the color of Borscht.

Donald: Ruby lips would be a good one for you. Awh, Ruby. Is she one of the girls you sent over? She treated me incredibly.

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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