Ann James
Mar 3, 2021

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“You’re still in here? Don’t forget we have a hiking date at 10:00.”

www.thisworddoesnotexist.com.

TORTIOGRAPH — a graph of misspelled Spanish words. “How do you say tortilla in Spanish?”

AROISOPHONE — Ordering arroz from the local Mexican restaurante via phone.

POODLEBOX — Where Mike Pence lived after his VP term ended.

MINDMOND — Rasta slang for — Do you mind, man, passing that ganga?

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Ann James

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.