Ann James
Mar 3, 2021

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“You’re still in here? Don’t forget we have a hiking date at 10:00.”

www.thisworddoesnotexist.com.

TORTIOGRAPH — a graph of misspelled Spanish words. “How do you say tortilla in Spanish?”

AROISOPHONE — Ordering arroz from the local Mexican restaurante via phone.

POODLEBOX — Where Mike Pence lived after his VP term ended.

MINDMOND — Rasta slang for — Do you mind, man, passing that ganga?

HEPATOTROPH — New robo-vacuum with a hepa filter, will clean up after your tots, and your cat who just rophed on the new carpet.

AMYSIN — Amazon when the new CEO takes over.

Gottago — thiswuzfun — thanksED https://medium.com/centina-pentina/the-diarassia-not-taken-1beae2b02876

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Ann James
Ann James

Written by Ann James

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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