TORTIOGRAPH — a graph of misspelled Spanish words. “How do you say tortilla in Spanish?”
AROISOPHONE — Ordering arroz from the local Mexican restaurante via phone.
POODLEBOX — Where Mike Pence lived after his VP term ended.
MINDMOND — Rasta slang for — Do you mind, man, passing that ganga?
HEPATOTROPH — New robo-vacuum with a hepa filter, will clean up after your tots, and your cat who just rophed on the new carpet.
AMYSIN — Amazon when the new CEO takes over.
Gottago — thiswuzfun — thanksED https://medium.com/centina-pentina/the-diarassia-not-taken-1beae2b02876