rotflmao. Actually, Toblerone is Swiss-made, so, yeah, it's pretty good. The rest of your list is spot on. There are plenty of 'merican chocolates that your boy could have - M&M's - but not the brown ones if he wants to be a rock star. Unfortunately, Van Halen's video explaining this urban myth has been deleted. In the meantime your boy can rock out to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

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