Regarding Your Application for Political Asylum en los Estados Unidos de Mexico

Sábado 15 de marzo, 2025 : Saturday, March 15, 2025.

Unsplashed “Mexican Passport”, too cute to pass up— Photo by CDC on Unsplash

Thank you for your interest in legally entering and residing in our great democratic country. Since there are so many U.S.S.A. individuals and families seeking asylum, we are in need of more information to ascertain whether or not you have a Trumsk Neuro-Link Implant®, which is the only grounds on which you can be denied entrance. In what city and estado have you resided for the last two years?

Calzoncillos, Nevada.

Forty-four percent of the inhabitants of Calzoncillos have received the TN-LI. We will need more information from you. Who are the last three presidents of the U.S.S.A.?

Trump, Biden, and Trumsk.

Correct. How have you been able to resist the implant police?

We have been living in an underground bunker for a month.

“We”. How many are in your party?

Ten adults, two children, five goats and two dogs.

Is there anyone in your party who has 65 years or more?

Yes, two.

Will the rest of your family support them since their social security and Medicaid have been cancelled?