prolly .wimen do that, sometimes;) that's how i'll kill mikey. i should start a list.
one: mikey through teh plate glass window at the end of the hall on the sexth floor of marty’s condo en acapulco. (georgia’s gonna love it) she likes it when there are men at the condo. even Smillew Rahcuef doing his thingee with angie, naked swivel chair races with mike, don juan, and miles chauffer, aka Smillew Rahcuef. aka, smiley rawchef. pobrecito. Smillew Rahcuef owes me mucho dinero. HE DOES NOT HAVE A TAB AT MARTY’S CONDO. and he is the second person to make me type-0 all kaps. he also needs to properly recycle the Christmas Tree with the Condoms All Over It. Smillew Rahcuef. thanks for the free pass, the get out of jail pass and the hall pass;) xoxox x : angie, georgia, carrie ann, jade, celeste, mrs. li, mr. hong, (see Don Drewniak for a complete list.
Don Drewniak is the first ;) today. here are my typos: E AT.
did i mention i’m sleep-deprived and drinking? BLACK CHERRY TEA Alan Asnen. my second mug this morning. in my frida kaloh mug. (aeropuerto acapulco), only $6 each, i got two. i don’t remember if i was coming or going. it happens.
he Michaël Wertenberg kills his friends when he moves. i forgot where he was moving - slovenia to hungary or hungary to poland. prolly albania to slovenia. did you know Martin French kidnapped dot and spot? i'm going to sue him for plaguerism. marty’s third wife is a lawyer. she handles all of his divorces.
i almost got an ulcer when i was working for lawyers. and i was only 20-something. i quit. i went to work for george loveland at park & rec, san diego. i sh*t you not about his name : look it up. i hope he’s not dead. and tell rich snapper i tried to get in touch with him : city of san diego, personnel dept. i still have fotos of his office party and the day all of us spent at betty’s boat. she said she met jackson brown there. just sitting on the dock, playing his guitar.
another great guitar player with the sweetest smile: eddie van halen. i met him at club med en cancun when it was teh only resort on the mexican riviera. Alan Asnen said i should get a copywright for my pics and sell them on line. but i think i’ll just post them on medium.com where i make the big bucks $8 in november; $8 in december.
it’s not always about money. valerie bertinelli always loved eddie. everybody loved eddie:
10:10 : a moment of silence.
back to mike and sue happy. she’s one of the girls at maty’s condo en acapulco. but you already knew that. you with your supercomputadora and your beautiful kitty. sue happy is the good old american way-- mike won't see it coming. ‘cept he’s american. pobrecito. if he’s american, why doesn’t he speak washo, or spanish? only east european languages?
this is a foto of mike’s cat, zz top, zyzda, that’s not it.
she’s pretty. but my ziggy bear is not amused. he sometimes watches animal videos with me. we haven’t done it for a long time, but twice, a couple of months apart, he’s wandered into hte office when i’m looking at zzgabor.
Martin French : will you please ask your cousin about the stupid mudder f*ckin’ umlaut over teh e in michael? that is not normal. it’s unamerican. is it french? why would the french do something that makes the name look german, i.e. trëmp; trümp. estoy esperando. estoy confudido.
Martin French is a nice guy. i don’t understand why he keeps highlighting stuff about mikey. he’s a much better researcher than i am. expecially since he doesn’t let me research anything. it’s a good thing. i can only use you tube videos. estoy feliz.
Martin French, aka, marty, aka, mi jefe, aka, time travel dude, aka, juan pablo martinez, aka, carrie ann’s daddy. (she knows martin. she’s happy. now you have 14 children. congrats! we will have a celebration of polar bears tonight en acapulco. please do not have a gender reveal party in california during hte drought or AZ, NM, KY, it’s just really estupido.
Martin French is the only publisher i trust (cuz he’s russian). he publishes many, mini manifestos; the most important essay on that site is his new year’s resolutions. i don’t have the linx. i sent it to mikey for his ark two (weeks)(months)(years) ago. it’s hard to keep track of time when it isn’t linear anymore. it still is, ann. it’s 2022, not 2023. oh, okay, that was the voice in my head. i think it was georgia.
anywho the most important thing on marty’s many mini pedis is the fact that ev(e) is not paying Uwem Daniels, one of the best writers on this site. why? cuz uwem lives in nigeria.
ev has $2.2B. i don’t trust billionaires. and i’ve heard from Alan Asnen what he is doing to the home page : creating more white space for advertising. DO NOT UPGRADE. follow alan, don’t ask him to follow you back. don’t waste his time. he’s an old man. (82;)
more about killing mike next time. stay tuned. don’t follow me. follow @uwem : maybe all the uwems. i don’t know them, but i’m sure they have words of wisdom, just like Genius Turner.
and follow Don Drewniak, my mentor on scribophile. follow him here. follow him there. follow him at amajon.
also: Simon Black, Amy Sea, Alexandro Chen, Stefani Vader, Carol Lennox . . . unfollow ev until he gets his shit together.
tweet: #share the wealth : i have 3 tweeter followers, so i’m not starting it. i’m boycotting tweeter until Ev Williams shares the wealth.
bye.
