prolly the funniest line i'm going to read all day and i haven't even had breakfast.

…ng ground. We were running at 6:11 per mile, a new personal best for me, but Buster and Scott, even diarrheic and hypnotized by dancing boobs, were faster.
Why Track Running Could Well Be My New Passion
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prolly the funniest line i'm going to read all day and i haven't even had breakfast.
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Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.
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