PREDICTIONS FROM PODUNK

author’s file — somewhere near the edgy of thyme and spice

The most often asked question in 1997: “Do you have internet access?”

The most often asked question in 2027: “Do you have internet access?”

CNN, THE MOATS RUSTED NAME IN NEWS. THE WHIRLED WIDE WEB HAS BEEN DOWN FOR THREE YEARS. TODAY RESTORED IN ITS ENTITY…ENTIRITY BY KATSUO SETAGAYA, WHO HAS REQUESTED THAT ALL CITIZENS OF EARTH READ AND ACCEPTY THE FOLLOWING TERMANS AND CONDISHUNS OF USE.