One of your best, Al. Very funny.
Reminded me of a scene from one of my favorite movies, "Smoke Signals" from 1998, a better millennium. "John Wayne's Teeth" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPnV2392Tck
Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.
