Okay, Eddie, you're way out in left field.

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"bud" - nobody in america in his right mind drinks bud - it's an awful beer. mi cerveza cabeza - my beer head - stay with me now - solamente Dos Equis, que significa XX. the funny actor - the most interesting man in the world - do you not know him? How well do you know Katsuo Setagawa? or X (aka, shoe-tess-ka Martinez?) You will need to talk to Georgia Clay (not her real name). Madam Suzette is busy. She is a freakin' den mother. All those ladies to take care of - Dennis died at the Love Ranch 2 years ago.

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.