Noticias de Zorro

Ann James
Sep 22, 2020

con Sr. Hannity

Photo by Sunyu on Unsplash

“Yesterday, Joe Biden was trying -”

Oh, oh, a Spanish word is coming up. Don’t panic, Hannity Bear.

“so hard to pander for Hispanic Americans -”

You’ve got this. Three years of Spanish — no problemo.

“to vote for him in Florida -”

Dose y Dose son quartro. Quartro y dos son saays.

“that he actually started a speech with playing -”

How do you say tortilla in Spanish?

“Well, the . . . awh . . -”

Are people who live in El Cajon called cajones?

“it’s a song called, -”

Da DA DA Da La Bamba. Not, that’s not it. Slowly.

“Des paw seh tow.”

¡Nailed it!

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Ann James

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.