networking for a new friend. one more foto then i really gotta do stuff. i just looked at my stats — short stuff works good. i’m sticking to short stuff with long titles and one foto.

lucy waiting for her ufo to be refilled. “and don’t put any kibble in there, just the chicken fillet from costco. just cuz ziggy has to eat soft food for one more week, doesn’t mean i have to. i took you for a long walk today. i even let you off the leash when we were in the hills. i think you should get off the computer now.”

ma hovercraft’s full o eels.

- carrie ann

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Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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