the triplets: stephanie, the time traveler; carrie ann, the maxi-golf ranter; and katie, the quiet one — introduce . . .
Victor Cardenas and Carlo Zeno, the californians
carrie ann: “i remember when we met victor.”
stephanie: “it was the last days of Smillew’s scrabble tournament.”
carrie ann: “he came out of nowhere, northern cal.”
stephanie: “he doesn’t like pickles.”
carrie ann: “a big plus.”
katie: “so when we askt him, ‘do you want to be on medium.coma sexiest man calendar?’”
Victor: “Of course he does” he thought to himself. He began to pace back and forth across the room deep in concentration. “I’m already the sexiest man, even though I’m not the best at math (maths) or reigning in my ego.”
He continued, “Perhaps I can use these hips and this juicy booty™ to win and then somehow leverage that to get a functioning Medium app for Android!” he screamed to no one in particular.
Having a functional app seemed incredibly farfetched, but that didn’t stop him from dreaming.
