Lucy’s Rant

based on a prompt from scribophile: “I see horror in your future. And lactose intolerance. Being a Scorpio, you are apparently motivated by power, position and money (INTERNET) — so be sure to include those in your story. A pet’s POV… and first person, present tense… a masterpiece awaits!”
“We need to talk.
“It’s about the cat. She’s been here for a week. Do you know how long that is in dog years? . . . Neither do…