In the next presidential debate, they need to put a shock collar on Trümp. (btw, I would never use one on my dogs.)

Every time he lies or speaks out of turn, BUZZZZ, increasing the level with each incident. He will be a puddle of orange after half an hour.

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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