I scoured the internet for at least 10 minutes. You're right there are no conservative comedians. Then I remembered Colbert when he used to do the Colbert Report impersonating a conservative - that's about as close as it gets.
Trumpiness from 2016:
Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.
Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.
