I posted the second through twenty-sixth drafts of my novel on Scribophile for critique.

This is what I wrote under "favorite books":

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Anything by Amy Tan, Wally Lamb, Kurt Vonnegut, Jhumpa Lahiri, Tom Robbins, Carl Hiaasen, Sherman Alexie, Christopher Buckley, & Dr. Suess - all of their styles were in my head while my clumsy fingers typed away. On the second draft of chapter two, book one, I was taken by the hand by the author DeForest Day and hurled into oncoming traffic. Eight years later, I published "Rain Forest Jim" - Bezos still has not sent me my profits.