I am allergic to cats. My friend, Mikey, has a cat. Mikey lives in Budda rest, Hungry. He meditates a lot - I don't understand why he didn't stay in Portugal, his Latin es muy bien.

I think he is still meditating, cuz he won't answer my column : https://annjames-20427.medium.com/an-open-letter-to-micha%C3%ABl-a2a4b658fd4d

Could you please check on him? Perhaps a welfare check? Take him some fava beans - tell him they are from Steve Day who is locked in an escape room on Scribo File. He has been there since the turn of the century - I guess he likes padded walls.

Trust me, this all makes sense.

Trust me, I'm Russian.