Hmm, I’ll send my muse over. She is fit, outdoorsy, very pushy (as in, she pushed me down the quite rocky volcanic hill behind my house). Has her PhD in racketball, psychology 101, and astronomy.

You can keep her with you until the end of the year (2025).

You’re welcome.

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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