Hey Jude,
They weren’t Scots, ya know.
Craig Ferguson is a Scot.
James McAvoy, Gerard Butler, Sean Connery, they’re Scots.
John, Paul, George and Ringo, they’re Brits.
Yer bum’s oot the windae.
ps
Though if I had a long-hair Highland cow, I think I might name him Ringo.
Cuz it’s a cool name.