Hey Jude,

They weren’t Scots, ya know.

Craig Ferguson is a Scot.

James McAvoy, Gerard Butler, Sean Connery, they’re Scots.

John, Paul, George and Ringo, they’re Brits.

Yer bum’s oot the windae.

ps

Though if I had a long-hair Highland cow, I think I might name him Ringo.

Cuz it’s a cool name.

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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