Happy to have found your posts this morning. Following a prompt from a literary agent in our defunct-before-Covid networking group, I wrote a sales pitch for my novel as an 8-year-old boy. I only got as far as deliberately holding the map upside down when she interrupted my speech and moved on to the next agenda item. So, it's never been delivered live. Perhaps when Kat Simmons starts a new stand-up class, I can play with it. For now: https://annjames-20427.medium.com/eight-year-old-ryan-mcgillicutty-presents-his-grandmothers-novel-at-open-mic-night-hours-past-his-70ffd13c56b7