Hahahaha, good one, Simon. BUT you forgot the most important issues frequent shoppers have with Costco - WTF do they keep moving things around? Where tf did they put the Biscottis this time? Why are the dog treats across the aisle from the tp? Why do they not charge Californians a HUGE cover charge to shop in our NV store? Why do they let people from Chicago get gas at our pumps?

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