hahaha. You could have found it here: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=dust+devil%3A+tales+from+the+high+desert&rh=n%3A154606011&ref=nb_sb_noss
Ours never produces quince. A sweet little old lady who was my ESL student years ago said that if we had another one, it would produce fruit. (ESL is English as a Second Language)