Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho. Brilliant, Allan.

You inspired me to dabble with it a bit:

"The First Noel"

No Way! No Way!

The voters did say

A second term isn't yours

to ruin our holiday.

And my favorite Christmas song - Three Dog Night's - "Joy to the World" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp7KfG9AjaY

Donald Trümp was a racist.

Was a good friend of Duke.

I never understood why people voted for him.

All he did was make me puke.