greek is not my first language . . .

Photo by Fatima Akram on Unsplash*

i just watched the ‘daily show’ this morning con mi oso y mi lucyfur. while i sipped my energy boost tea and ate mi pan y frutas, trevor ‘splained the greek alphabet and the ¿latest? variant of the latest pandemic. **

i don’t follow the news about the corona virus closely, and corona is not my favorite mexican beer. it’s negro modelo. with pizza. but i don’t like pepperonis. or greasy pizza.

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Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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Ann James

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Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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