EXTREME HERDING

I have pinned this to the top of my page for imposters who are attempting to speak Scottish dialects correctly. Do not use Scottie from Star Trek for a model. He is too fat. You shoud go to Glasgow, Glenrothes, Glenboig, Girvan or speak directly to the Glinnndinninng/glenndowynnn clan. If you meet any of me outlaw relatives nearst the border of Scotland and U.K., please tell them: “I’m comin’ home.”