¿esta pasando esto en tu vecindario, tambien? does this happen in your neighborhood, too?

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i went next door to ask for a raw egg to make keto rolls. just one egg.

i came home with the neighbor’s dog to play with my dog instead of the egg.

my other neighbor works for a billionaire. he is asleep during the day. the billionaire, not the neighbor.

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Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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Ann James

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Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.

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