Dear Mr. Wërtënbërg: It’s So Urgent

Ann James
1 min readNov 26, 2021
Photo by Rod Long on Unsplash
  • It has come to our attention that Ann G. VanderHeuteHunde (my former secretary) has, without the permission of myself, or Katsuo Setagawa, for whom she was a courier for many years, been shipping to you via Katsuo Setagawa’s private Concorde, several exotic animals. You may, of course, with our sincere thought and preyers, keep X and Y. We hope they are playing kindly with Z. Of course, W will have to be returned to his…

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Ann James

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.