dear coach stumbleweeds

i’ve heard that you prefer profile pics with hats

Ann James
Aug 15, 2022


did any one notice i look a bit like Smillew?

i was carved en 2007. i am from lake tahoe, eNVy, us. this is me with my little buddy, leo.

me dad was a leo. his zodiac sign and his name.

3 rrrs. no i am not growling at you.

i’ve been reading and riting on medium.coma since march 9, 2018.

i quit for a while, cuz all the posts were “how to make $$ on medium.”

boring. i dint know any one got paid. i thought it was a ‘free press’.

my bad.

now i’m making the big bucks. $17 last year and $15-$19 a month this year.

that’s about 10 cents an hour.

my ‘rithmetic is better than most californians from norte mexico.

or not.



Ann James

Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.