about killing smiley with a wood chipper and not going through with it instead of the ax:

i know. dealer's choice, right?

butt i had to go along with his response. he is my publisher, after all.

and he's of el hemisferio norte. NO, Queen Raine, i will not sacrifice one of my noble subjects to you.

schiess. you'll never see this, cuz medium.rare won't send you the notification, just like they dint send me the notification of your response, so i'm going to cut and paste this to a response to one of your posts, my queen.