i ditch school todae. mi mama left last night to costco to teleport. last time she teleport was on 08/12/22, only a few days in the future and it was under doctor’s orders. so i know she be okie dokie. the world renown ex-predisent melt-down by medium satirists from arizona to australia and beyond.medium.com Espero que no haya conducido a una zanja. i hope…

#6. welcome to men’s underpants, stephanie — i kiss anacita’s forehead and tuck her in. she’s surrounded by her stufft animals. a dr. seuss book is on her nightstand, and i imagine the places she’ll go. she is only seven, and she’s lived en acapulco y calzoncillos. her life has been tumultuous for a child. will her…

i have an a.a. degree as a legal sekertary that only took five years to earn cuz i was distracted by creative writing, racketball, philosophy, psychology, astronomy, mom’s saloon, van halen . . . — T KAT HAS A HAT T is the abbreviation for ‘the’ in the language of stenography. simple, enit? with eight keys on the left, four across the middle (the vowels) and ten on the right, combinations are necessary for most letters. …

His accuracy in the last decade: 40% February prompts are falling like snow on the Sierras this winter, an average of 13 feet at the ski resorts. The last time I was at Lake Tahoe on Valentine’s Day was several years ago when hubby had his annual b.s. fest with his tax accountant. They take care of…

the judges: lucy and jamie — lucy: do we have to choose between them? jamie: no, they can both be on the calendar. lucy: are you sure it’s okie dokie to tell our readers, scooby’s guy is a cereal killer? patrick spies the 40-pound box of frooty tooties bran cereal with extra cardboard nuggets on the dining room table. in two strides, he picks up the butcher knife from the woodblock in the galley kitchen, in two more he is at the table, stabbing the cereal box over and over…

celebrating my 7 birthday. 7/2/23 — en la lista de la contesta en mi classe de ingles como una segunda lengua es “national get up day”, 1 de febrero. mi maestra dice: “right about the feberry holidays”. she look at me, say “in English”. no me gusta english. no vivo en england. vivo en calzoncillos. “nacional get it up day” for mi tio. 1/2/23 miercoles. wensday. me…

but lucy furr wants to walk anyway, even though we hiked for 90 miles yesterday in the mud and snow and ice — 7. somewhere in a. the nevada desert b. calzoncillos c. the gotthard tunnel 3. a truck driver is pulling into g. ‘georgia’s elite’ p. a petrol station s. singapore 4. to purchase a costco package of u. used glow-in-the-dark condoms r. rotisserie chicken a. a bottle of mike’s gatorade 2. the plane above landed in

i donnae know anyone from chicago who isn’t an extrovert😁 — № 1 Experiential or Theoretical hardcore experiential. it took me five years to graduate with an AA degree as a legal sekertary. i loved “junior” college. i studied astronomy, philosophy, creative writing, psychology 101, court reporting and racketball. u.s. history was taught by my jewish professor with the textbook “bury…