Ann James – Medium

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following Pablo Pereyra, i stumbled upon a jackalope in a forest of sage . . .

and a perfect 6-word story. — My Utopia One person’s utopia will inevitably be someone else’s dystopia.medium.com “children are regarded as intelligent beings.” dogs, as well? . . . and the will of artists, writers, philosophers, historians, (bregman, black elk, born-in-the-usa bruce, barack obama) & environmentalists (xiuhtezcatl martinez, earth guardians)their collective hearts/minds/souls rise up to the battle-born-blue skies, while the rest vanish, never to be seen again.

Children

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GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AT GEORGIA’S ELITE 3–4

GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AT GEORGIA’S ELITE CHAPTER ONE: NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH : september 2020medium.com CHAPTER THREE: NAKED LUNCH 3 word stories likes sexy parts he’s a guy. men are easy . . . i think tbilisi (the bar & grill, not the city) might lose its liquor license soon. it is very expen$ive, and there are only three customers in the last week. the thing is, though, they…

Smillew Is Love

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GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AT GEORGIA’S ELITE 3–4

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GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AT GEORGIA’S ELITE

CHAPTER ONE: NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH : september 2020 CHAPTER TWO: PAYBACK CHAPTER THREE: NAKED LUNCH CHAPTER FOUR: SNOWBOOTS AND STILETTOS CHAPTER FIVE: GEORGIA’S ELITE REVISITED CHAPTER SIX: KILLING MICHAE(WITH AN UMLAUT)L WERTENBERG — SECOND ATTEMPT *** CHAPTER ONE: NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH : september 2020 1 word story: achoo Mrs. J sitting on her front porch on a cool, crisp…

Sexy

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Just now

You’re an idiot, and you’re an idiot because you think you’re so clever.

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Martin French

merci, martín for the cautionary tale.

merci, martín for the cautionary tale. i will share it with anacita. sue happy drew up the papers this morning. i now have legal guardianship of anacita. with her mum exploding on to the scene in may 2022, events hit the acapulco horizon. stephanie awoke from her six-year coma in…

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merci, martín for the cautionary tale.

i will share it with anacita.

sue happy drew up the papers this morning.

i now have legal guardianship of anacita.

with her mum exploding on to the scene

in may 2022, events hit the acapulco horizon.

stephanie awoke from her six-year coma

in…

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medium.coma will never be the sam.e

the (in)famous Michaël Wertenberg has come out of his medium.shell for the second time. his first response on med.i.am was a 7-word masterpiece: “and yet i still live and breathe.” i will not complain any more about Ev Williams’ newest and bestest notifications of ‘your blathering post has a fan.’ ‘@jessidiah jerkoff klapt for your post.’ ‘@horny…

Smillew Is Love

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3 days ago

They realized the child needed a name, so they called him Jethro Brady. Most of the humans they knew of appeared to have 2 names.

As there was nothing else left alive, the aliens took the human infant with them — they weren’t…

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Martin French

jajajajajaja.

jajajajajaja. irl jethro tried to buy bodine's (casino/lousy restaurant) en calzoncillos a long time ago. he wanted to build a beverly hillbillies themed casino. dint happen. prolly, he's building it on topsy. everything is being sold to californicators. don (drewniak) wrote to me that 'nevada looks like a guillotine blade…

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jajajajajaja.

irl jethro tried to buy bodine's (casino/lousy restaurant) en calzoncillos a long time ago. he wanted to build a beverly hillbillies themed casino.

dint happen.

prolly, he's building it on topsy. everything is being sold to californicators.

don (drewniak) wrote to me that 'nevada looks like a guillotine blade…

4 days ago

I went to the supermarket earlier today, and the toilet paper aisle was EMPTY. Again. People are already hoarding toilet paper — shaking my head right now.

The Monkeypox Plague Is Coming, and It’s Scary

Smillew Rahcuef

not en calzoncillos costco but quick, teleport over and get some before the californicators buy it…

not en calzoncillos costco but quick, teleport over and get some before the californicators buy it all. again. they come down from lago tahoe, cut us good-hearted nevadans (most of us - we are a blue state) off at 50, skid into costco gas station with their lexusi, winnebagos and…

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not en calzoncillos costco but quick, teleport over and get some before the californicators buy it all. again.

they come down from lago tahoe, cut us good-hearted nevadans (most of us - we are a blue state) off at 50, skid into costco gas station with their lexusi, winnebagos and…

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sharpie-dressed man

first a word from our sponsor, overlord, whoEVer EV is. “i am stealing money from my writers to buy back tweeter from elon.” Pockets of Memory A regular surprisemedium.com double breast fed blazer de mi papa. (his type-0, not mine;) el dice: I know the cut I like (single breasted, long at the back), the colors…

Smillew Is Love

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where have all the morons gone?

they ust to come ‘bout in spring to ask if they could ‘elp with me yard work. after the snow’s melted, the weeds are growin. but for near three years, i’ve not seen them. i could ave ust their help yesterday movin’ a tractor scoop of soil from the saint…

Nevada

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May 17

Dust Devil Five

Dust Devil Five “Wikipedia: “Fractured Time” 2023 to present. At 10:10 a.m. and p.m., and 1:50 a.m. and p.m., the residents of Nevada experience a momentary paralysis, sending them into a time in their lives past or future. Restrictions put into place in Nevada due to Fractured Time: Gambling of…

Novela

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