Billionaire MacKenzie Scott donates $436 million to Habitat For Humanity MacKenzie Scott is giving away more of her billion-dollar fortune. The philanthropist donated $436 million to Habitat…www.usatoday.com Dear Mrs. Scott, Synchronicity strikes again. I’d just read the article above. So very generous of you. Two minutes later, I was opening a letter from Habitat for Humanity asking for donations. I called the affiliate office in Sparks, Nevada. …

#6 scene: mrs. jackson, an elderly neighbor, and ana, la madre de carrie ann, stephanie, and the recently departed katie, are on their hands and knees at the holy fence. mrs. jackson: i bet you thought number 6 would be sexy, right? that’s why you peekin in de fence. …

#5 abuelita’s submissions for the ‘deluded custodians’ challenge anacita: mamá, ¿qué está pasando? stephanie: i was walking in the field, mija. (takes out her handy. ‘handy’ is swiss for cell phone) stephanie: i was playing with me phone, mija. mira. ziggy is trying to hide from the world sky ground vet anacita: ziggy would never hide from the…

#4 carrie ann: a clean slate. sitting on the deck with me toast and mornin coffee, instead of at la computadora en mi casa. there are two knotholes in the fence. i never saw them before. cannae be more than two feet off the ground. who is spying on us? anacita…

I’m Leaving Medium —Just For A Little Bit When I say a little bit, I mean maybe a week or two or three —maybe a lot longerfranktbird.medium.com Frank T Bird writes “fuck” a lot. possibly took Kristine Laco’s master class? he’s taking a break to write the great un-australian novel. we wish him good luck. it would be stupid to wish him ‘bad luck’, he’s already been going nutzo-putzo trying to make medium.coma $$ $$.

#3 r.i.p. katie. por supuesto, we pulled your body out of the compost bin and buried you in the front garden with snowy and your lava rock. we had your wake at the hookah lounge. Nathaniel Killgore didn’t even notice, cuz he never reads medium.coma. he’s dating some floozie half his age. but he’s still the best candidate for mayor calzoncillos has ever had. damn, katie, it was even better than his roast. lucy had fun. she’s sleeping it off.

an open letter to Tony Stumblepine it’s fun. it’s enlightening. it’s a great connection with writers from all over the world, but a lot of your writers don’t get paid for their writing. you know who they are and where they live. alan asnen was banned. because a troll provoked him? this is on EV’s team prior to your coronation. but some one somewhere knows the reason. he mentored 150 women and…